The Baby Goddess Lives Up to Her Name

BG: My heart is punching me inside.

Mom: Really?

BG: Yeah. And if your heart stops punching you inside, you'll be...um...um...dead.

Mom: That's true.

BG: One time at baby school my heart stopped punching me inside and it was trying to make me be dead, but I know that you always wanted a baby of me, so I didn't be dead, I just beed alive and alive and alive. That's cool, huh?

Mom: That is one amazing superpower.

BG: I'm a cool kissy girl, right?

Mom: Absolutely!

BG: And do you still want a baby of me?

Mom: Well, you're not a baby anymore are you?

BG: No, I'm a kissy girl, and I'm not ever gonna be dead. May I never live to know otherwise.