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Dispatches from the Co-Prosperity Sphere

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3.13.2008

Winter in Spring

The peeps are now in their second big week. On Saturday, they were allowed outside for the first time. Babd and I went into town and bought a new Blue Broom of Justice, as the old one just isn't doing the job anymore. Mostly because it's now the Blue Stick of Pathos, having lost all its bristles.

Our friend came out to see the historic event as the peeps were rounded up and turned loose in the only really nice grassy patch anywhere near our house.



The first day, they all stuck together and peeped piteously, obviously feeling insecure about the whole thing. It didn't help that a Steller's Jay sat in a tree not far away, shrieking at the poor things the whole time. Jealous, I'm sure.

The chicks have been growing at a phenomenal rate, and are now at the stage where they're no longer little feathery balls, but have grown both legs and necks. They're still working on their coordination, so you'll see them often stretching their legs, then standing up and stretching up their little necks, then squnching down again as though being that tall were a very scary prospect. Somehow, although this is now our fourth batch of chicks, I just don't remember any of our other chicks growing at quite this phenomenal rate.



They've got their flight feathers and the more adventurous among them are flying, rather than walking, around their little enclosure. They've graduated up from the 2 tiny, 8-hole feeders we were using to the giant trough feeder, and from the little 1-quart waterer to the 1-gallon waterer.

The downside of this sort of exponential growth is problems like spraddle. Spraddle is a condition where the bird's legs are abnormally developed and won't support her. Because she can't walk, she can't eat or drink and can become very weak. Birds are cruel, and if one of our hens is just lying there, the other ones will peck at her. The one we had before was one of our meat chickens, and for a week before we finally killed her, she was in a box in the garage, separated from the other birds so that she could reach the food and water.

The causes of spraddle vary. In pet birds, it's often caused by dietary problems like a lack of calcium or too much phosphorus. It's harder to pin down in a large flock where only one bird displays the symptoms, although growing too fast can also cause it, as the bones of the legs aren't strong enough to support the quickly-increasing weight of the bird.

Last night, as I was cleaning the baby coop, I found one of our Buff Orpingtons lying in the shavings, not moving. I thought she might just be sleepy and reluctant. If you poke a chick with your hands, they'll wake up just fine and move themselves along, but this one wasn't going anywhere. The Pirate and I looked at her and the way she wasn't moving and said to each other "Does that look like spraddle to you?" Yeah. It did.

We picked her up and put her in a box with shavings and food and water, but she wasn't eating. She was so weak and pathetic that every time we reached into the box, she would nudge her way into our hands, plainly wanting to be held and comforted. She was cold, she was tired, and we felt warm.

We took her upstairs and I ended up giving her water through a syringe and food through a baby spoon (having to first reduce her regular feed to a fine powder and mix it with water). She perked up a little, and we woke up in the night to look at her, but by morning she was even weaker and plainly giving up the struggle. By the time I was dressed this morning, she had laid down under the food dish and wasn't moving.



The problem is that even if we could cure her (and the cure for spraddle requires a month of round-the-clock treatment and monitoring), she would never be as large or strong as the other hens, and could likely be killed anyway. The Pirate and I agreed that the right thing to do was cull her from the flock now, rather than letting her suffer for who knows how long.

She died quietly and peacefully, but the Pirate and Babd and I all cried over it at home, and I cried most of the way to work. It was raining as I left this morning, so the sky was crying too, and I felt cold and sad.

Being steward of other living things is really, really hard sometimes.

3.03.2008

Parenthood

The thing about birth is that you just never know when it's going to happen. A good friend of mine went to bed on a Friday night thinking "Tomorrow, we'll get that car seat, and we'll be all set for the new baby" only to be woken by his wife at 3:45 in the morning to tell him that they had to go to the hospital NOW!

Similarly, with stacks of Girl Scout cookies still cluttering our garage, the Pirate, the older kid and I were hanging out Saturday night watching a movie when the phone rang. I answered it and a thickly accented voice asked me if I was expecting some baby chickens.

At this point, nature was working against me. My hearing is terrible, and the phone compresses everything into a monaural garble, and when the speaker has an accent on top of that, it's a miracle any words make it into the brain at all. To top it all off, this brain was not expecting those particular words for another 2-3 DAYS at least!

" This is United Airlines Freight. Are you expecting baby chickens?"

"What?"

"Baby chickens. I have a shipment of baby chickens from Iowa. Is this the right number?"

[At this point, the light comes on in my head. She's saying "baby chickens." Yes, I'm expecting them.] "Yes. I'm expecting them."

"They're here at the terminal, but your post office won't come to collect them until Monday. You need to get them from here."

"Where are you?"

"At San Jose airport." [Duh. She SAID she was with United Airlines Freight. They're not exactly at the mall, are they?]

I told her I'd be there to pick them up and jumped into the car while the kid and the Pirate got the enclosure together. I'm sure this woman thought that I was the biggest idiot on the planet, as not once was I able to respond to things she said the first time she said them. Bless her for not just yelling at me and throwing the box at me.

On the way home, I put my hand in the box and sang coutry music to them, because that seems like the kind of thing you should do for your livestock.




And here are the very chicks themselves. When we unpacked the box, there was one dead araucana chick. I felt bad, but it had died earlier in the day. Everything we've read says that 20% mortality for chicks is to be expected, and to be honest, this is the first chick we've lost like this, so I think we're actually ahead of the game.

We got araucanas, barred rocks, black giants, black australorps and buff orpingtons. We ordered five of each, plus one "free rare chick," all female. What I'm confused about is that we lost one araucana, and we have an additional barred rock listed on the packing sheet as our free chick, but what we have are six fluffy yellow puffballs and NO extra fluffy black puffballs (the barred rocks start out black and white).

I predict two roosters.