Accomplishments Aplenty

Today we:

1. Did huge masses of laundry. Washed so much laundry, a veritable Kilimanjaro of laundry was done.
2. Made buckets, I say, buckets! of amazingly delicious red sauce and put it all in the freezer.
3. Met the neighbors across the back fence.
4. Squeezed a quart and a half of lemon juice.
5. Shopped for groceries.
6. Fixed bicycles.
7. Washed dishes.
8. Slacked.
9. Mocked opera. Why can't these people die, already?!
10. Played Fluxx with our kid.